who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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