Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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