Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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