Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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