scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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