Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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