Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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