so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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