If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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