whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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