So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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