It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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