I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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