I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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