he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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