I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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