Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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