Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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