let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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