She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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