You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
