So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well, you know. whores of a feather.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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