it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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