2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
