she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wear drunk well.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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