Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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