If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i love accidental penises.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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