I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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