Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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