He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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