I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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