i permit you to call me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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