i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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