So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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