He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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