Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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