There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
