I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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