When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
this will be a night to untag.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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