we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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