Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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