Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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