it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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