I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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