Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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