ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
