Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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