So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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