I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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