Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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