Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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