why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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