oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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